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1. duttis+(OP)[view] [source] 2026-02-04 08:10:59
I think there was a rash of this kind of this kind of wrench cryptocurrency robberies in the Netherlands a few years ago.

Break in, bash owner about with a wrench, get coins. <Insert xkcd>

replies(3): >>aurare+l7 >>fragme+Xf >>alcaza+ya1
2. aurare+l7[view] [source] 2026-02-04 09:07:36
>>duttis+(OP)
Yep, the meme in crypto community is that you can have all the digital security possible but it'll lose to the $5 wrench attack.
3. fragme+Xf[view] [source] 2026-02-04 10:14:06
>>duttis+(OP)
xkcd 538, that is
4. alcaza+ya1[view] [source] 2026-02-04 16:00:14
>>duttis+(OP)
This isn’t just a problem in the Netherlands or a thing of the past. 2025 actually saw the highest number of attacks ever recorded [0].

There are ways to prevent this. Like using multi-sig with geographical separation (so you can't move funds alone) or setting up forced time-delays. Ultimately, being your own bank is a massive responsibility, and I think too many people take that reality too lightly.

0: https://stats.glok.me/

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