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What kind of a savage plays competitive chess in jeans‽

>>deskr+(OP)
I know right? You need a helmet and knee protection at least, it's a rough sport.

>>rf15+72
I understand the necessity for the knee pads, as they clearly help with performing under-the-table negotiations.

But what function does the helmet serve?

>>ssl-3+37
Ballistic protection in particularly violent captures.

>>ssl-3+37
I seem to remember stories back in the day about threatening ashtrays and flipped chessboards. Helmets might not be a bad idea.

>>ssl-3+37
Ensure that no AI can beam moves to players brains. Tinfoil helmets, of course.

>>ssl-3+37
Clearly you haven't seen House!

>>rf15+72
How about chess boxing?

>>deskr+(OP)
Certainly not the King!

>>ssl-3+37
> What function does the helmet serve?

Protection from the biggest danger in chess, being hit by flying pieces.