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>>throwu+(OP)
What kind of a savage plays competitive chess in jeans‽

>>deskr+bL
I know right? You need a helmet and knee protection at least, it's a rough sport.

>>rf15+iN
I understand the necessity for the knee pads, as they clearly help with performing under-the-table negotiations.

But what function does the helmet serve?

>>ssl-3+eS
Ensure that no AI can beam moves to players brains. Tinfoil helmets, of course.