> 800 thousand times around the entire equator of earth
This probably wasn't your intention, but putting it in terms like this, for me anyway, actually drives home just how short a distance the Voyager probes have travelled.
>>chesch+y1
You definitely did a good job. I'm an avid sci-fi reader, write it as a hobby, spend a not-insignificant amount of my free time reading up on space news, and even have a degree in mathematical physics; this is the first time in a long time that an analogical choice of units has had an impact on my perception like that. Well done!