Stage lighting fixtures use the halogen metal iodide bulbs that he salivates over at the end, and already solve all of the issues he outlined. They provide their own ballasts, are metal shielded, use a lens that acts as a UV shield, have built-in cooling.
In fact the only issues with stage lighting:
1) The cooling wasn't designed to be silent (it isn't expected to be near someone in a near-silent environment)
2) The lamp casing wasn't designed to be near anything flammable (they get very hot)
3) The lens and casing is designed to throw the beam in a very small angle of spread over a reasonably long distance (they're not designed to point at your face from a few feet)
But given that, it seems reasonable that one could put it farther away and reflect it into the space you want lit.
And if he really wanted to go crazy whilst staying with LEDs, then he could just get a few of these: http://pulsarlight.com/products/chroma-range/chromaflood200/ which are used in architectural lighting and each one produces 10k lumens, and they are safe for indoor and outdoor use, are waterproof, and can be driven from standard mains power.
What does a kettle need 3000 watts for?
http://www.limelitelighting.co.uk/product.asp?code=PulsarChr...
http://www.arax.de/architektur/preislisten/10_pulsar_leds.pd... (>2500 EUR)
http://www.lightpower.de/fileadmin/user_upload/lightpower/Ho... (1000 EUR, used)
Seriously, mine boils in almost no time. Needs a lot of power to do that.
3kW isn't a magic number for the kettle, it's just the amount of power you can get away with drawing when you've got a 240V supply rated at 13A. The more power, the faster the water boils.
As I understand it, freestanding kettles are much less popular in North America, presumably because a hob can draw more power?
This extends to home espresso makers. Some international models of home espresso makers get rave reviews in AU/NZ, but lackluster reviews in the US. Only so many watts you can get on 120V before you exceed amperage constraints.
110V * 15A = 1650W. Room for one, at least.
This provides good illimination from at least a hundred feet. You need much less, so can lamp much lower.
Dimmers should not be in quotes, they do in fact perform dimming.
[1] http://www.amazon.com/Yescom-98-Watt-Wired-Street-Garden/dp/...
My mum's house is from 1905, but had to be required when she bought it in 1980, and there's no problem running everything in the kitchen at once, plus many portable heaters. We did this at Christmas a couple of years ago when the gas heating broke. I can't remember ever tripping a breaker.
My apartment's main breaker is rated to 50kW, with the oven and hob and laundry machines on 3-phase power, and several 230V 16A circuits for lights and sockets.
In case you're not familiar with them, we're discussing something like [1], or, to show these are very widespread commodity appliances, [2], which costs $7 including tax.
[1] http://www.amazon.co.uk/Andrew-James-Cordless-Indicator-Warr...
[2] http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/9016710.htm