SQLite is an embedded database. Every Android app for instance gets a db through sqlite for free. You can easily compile it yourself and embed it in pretty much anything that has a CPU.
So you'd like to offload this embeddable database that's nowhere near postgres or even maria, and then it even says:
> Why care about database latency anyway?
Right. Because you can't even begin to think about introducing a network stack between your application and the database unless you can't be bothered at all about the latency.
I can't imagine myself a customer for this.