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1. coffee+(OP)[view] [source] 2026-02-02 19:45:30
Oh no I just realized the next generation will be called Microsoft 365 Xbox Copilot
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2. Sharli+d3[view] [source] 2026-02-02 19:57:58
>>coffee+(OP)
There will be an integrated voice LLM that hallucinates advice and "useful" tips as you play and cannot be turned off
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3. banku_+H3[view] [source] 2026-02-02 19:59:51
>>coffee+(OP)
Microsoft 365 Xbox X Copilot S
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4. debugn+w7[view] [source] 2026-02-02 20:14:59
>>coffee+(OP)
They'll make cheating bots a first party feature just to sell Copilot.
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5. semi-e+Y8[view] [source] [discussion] 2026-02-02 20:21:27
>>banku_+H3
It will come with 6 GB of RAM, unless you get the Microsoft 365 Xbox X Copilot Dynamics Pro with 13 GB RAM.
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6. Cubity+2h[view] [source] [discussion] 2026-02-02 20:54:47
>>Sharli+d3
You jest.

https://www.xbox.com/en-US/gaming-copilot

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7. Sharli+Bp[view] [source] [discussion] 2026-02-02 21:35:16
>>Cubity+2h
Sigh… Irony truly is dead.
8. pipes+NG[view] [source] 2026-02-02 22:37:51
>>coffee+(OP)
ROG Ally X vs. ROG Xbox Ally X.

Also, it is possibly the worst console name of all time.

I don't even know what Xbox is now, is it a service, is it a console, I'm not even joking really.

Also visual studio code Vs full fat visual studio. Thanks Microsoft you just made it more difficult to web search both products.

Full fat .Net Vs dotnet core Vs standard or is that .net.

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9. jnaina+6Y[view] [source] [discussion] 2026-02-02 23:50:22
>>banku_+H3
It's over 19 years old, but this video is a brutal but hilarious commentary on Microsoft's inherent dysfunction when it comes to product naming and packaging. Still on point decades later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUXnJraKM3k

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10. lovich+Qf1[view] [source] [discussion] 2026-02-03 01:41:08
>>pipes+NG
There was also Visual Studio, the Mac app that got renamed and wasn’t the same as Visual Studio, the windows app
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11. dahcry+063[view] [source] [discussion] 2026-02-03 15:32:22
>>Sharli+d3
"All you have to do is follow the damn train, user"
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