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— Why are you launching nukes? No one asked you to obliterate humanity.

— You’re absolutely right. I should not have done that. Would you like me to help undo the launch?

— Yes! Quickly! Do it!

— <completely made up crap which does not work>

https://www.newyorker.com/cartoon/a16995

>>latexr+(OP)
"I have turned off the missile monitoring systems. The missiles now report as non-existent."