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Where can I find a copy?

>>throwa+(OP)
you have to steal it from the HR department. They do have a copy but they won't tell you.

>>throwa+(OP)
Please consult your Human HR Universal Handbook (2025 Edition) on how to request a new copy of the Human HR Universal Handbook (2025 Edition). I believe it's in Volume III Section 9912.64.1 or thereabouts.

>>throwa+(OP)
Typically, these sorts of things are located in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard'.

So, it makes sense to always start there.