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1. yborg+(OP)[view] [source] 2025-10-22 15:20:40
This. We really have hit Internet bubble hype levels, this could be a Silicon Valley episode. "My pitch deck is one slide. 'It's AI... IN SPACE!'"
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2. camina+81[view] [source] 2025-10-22 15:26:03
>>yborg+(OP)
The banker slide with checkboxes will be compelling:

[x] no permitting, cultural, wildlife

[x] no local opposition.

[x] site control

Unfortunately, this is balance sheet financing so big boys only.

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3. torgin+Sf[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-10-22 16:22:44
>>camina+81
I can't wait for the inevitable epic humanity saving mission, where the AI datacenter gets stuck in a murder loop, and we have to send up the best and brightest in a spaceship to unplug the power cable and plug it in again.
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4. camina+nm[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-10-22 16:52:19
>>torgin+Sf
The year is 2054...

There are no offline, terrestrial porn backups.

Humanity has lost connection with the only remaining porn footage on a space datacenter called "Old Family Cooking Recipes."

A rag tag team, led by Ellen Degeneres (who still can't get hired), must perform a daring mission to press the power On/Off switch.

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