> also, why can't the real pid1 do it? it sees all the processes after all.
How would the real PID 1 know if it _should_ reap the zombie? It's normal to have some zombie processes -- they're just processes whose exit statuses haven't been reaped yet. If you force-reaped a zombie you could break a program that just hasn't yet gotten around to checking the status of a subprocess it spawned.