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1. Bender+(OP)[view] [source] 2025-08-14 12:42:38
Who needs the vans when one has Tesla's roaming the streets and parked in random places? Those things have a myriad of cameras. What stops Telsa from providing access to (insert highest paying agencies and/or companies)? Surely by now some other modern cars have followed this pattern. There's even a camera pointed at the drivers face. It's only a matter of time before they have fast uplinks to Starlink. I have to assume the car could do some local AI to minimize uploading noise and only upload the interesting bits.

    telsa> give me the location and names of everyone currently picking their nose, lol.
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2. projec+Pi1[view] [source] 2025-08-14 19:42:57
>>Bender+(OP)
They're already doing this so that the feds can slap terrorism charges on people who vandalize Teslas.
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