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1. Sturge+(OP)[view] [source] 2025-07-12 08:55:19
Been a while since I've read Genesis but I don't recall God putting any terms and conditions on it
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2. mopens+Ic[view] [source] 2025-07-12 11:25:25
>>Sturge+(OP)
Tells you to eat every planet, creates plants that are fatally poisonous to humans.

That God fella sure is strange.

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3. dudein+Cs[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-07-12 14:14:20
>>mopens+Ic
Nah he just created all the plants/fruits/etc. and then gave them to Adam and Eve without an instruction manual. Never told them to eat anything in particular. I think it was still a nice gesture.
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4. dudein+Ys[view] [source] 2025-07-12 14:17:07
>>Sturge+(OP)
All of the Bible is T&C’s. God’s goal was to make it longer than Apple’s but he failed. (Ironically Apple was the one fruit Adam and Eve weren’t supposed to eat.)
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