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>>tux3+(OP)
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>>tux3+(OP)
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>>tux3+(OP)
Look, whilst I agree with you in principle, your metaphor on the sexual preferences of honey badgers really did not do you any favours.

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>>tux3+(OP)
Can anyone tell me how to setup a premium account? I can’t figure it out.

>>tetris+91
While that may be the case, this subject is quite delicate and is best debated within the confines of informed animal sexology:

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>>tdstei+t1
You gotta start by typing your password into a comment. Like this: ****.

>>mankyd+G1
123456

edit: What now?

>>mankyd+G1
hunter2

edit: hey that doesnt look like stars to me

>>Aardwo+M1
Everybody else but you sees the stars, but not you because you are logged in to your account.

To me your message appears as:

    *******

    edit: hey that doesnt look like stars to me

>>xg15+41
HN is now a federal organization. Your account is marked for deletion in the next efficiency round.

>>action+b2
You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

>>action+b2
That's why I always set my password as 8 asterisks - that way when my password gets leaked the hackers still think it's encrypted.

>>tux3+(OP)
[preflagged for convienence]

>>mankyd+G1
Al#&291xuijL1

>>aneutr+y1
Yeay, I'm a premium user.

>>tux3+(OP)
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>>jjbinx+N2
Makes sense! Thanks for the tip.

>>tdstei+t1
You have to insert 5c.

>>as1mov+O4
Hope you got 10 bux!

>>virgil+K1
...just wait for the email, click the link, enter your credit card number, and...

>>_tk_+6
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>>virgil+K1
AMAZING! That's the same combination on my luggage.

>>kotaKa+33
We have detached this thread, as it was off-topic

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>>tux3+(OP)
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>>bluefl+b8
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>>enterp+zo
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>>spogbi+ru
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>>Mister+ua
your luggage locks have six digits? or is that two locks: 123 and 456?

>>Banazi+Jx
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>>thecos+3Q
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>>peterp+VS
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>>johnis+P5
Bash.org salutes you.

>>selimt+ai1
I just don't understand why he would tell us how many asterisks he's using, I will try 16 for extra security. You can never be sure these days!

(BTW I love bash.org!)

>>tdstei+t1
Just log in with your Twitter account. It uses "Sign in With X" now.

>>kps+Ff1
Snook boom five seven supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bum fortnite.

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>>Aardwo+M1
HOw did you get my password ??? Delete. it immediately. This is your Final warning.

Warm regards,

>>mankyd+G1
rightcattlecapacitorpaperclip