If nothing else works I've also fallen back on commercial fishing in the Bering Sea near AK (free food and board included), and hitch hiking to north Dakota to work on the oil rush. I don't know if they still hire but usually they'll hire anyone and maybe give you free board.
The address you out down generally isn't checked, I'll leave it at that.
Putting professional work experience is a no no for minimum wage job. Word your experience to make it sound much more laborious and uneducated.