In general though, I agree that the blanket statement of “X is good because it’s language Y” is absurd, though I stubbornly cling to the opposite case for NodeJS, because I despise the idea of a frontend language running anything but a browser window. I have no objective defense.
I had submitted a PoC patch for the bash version that greatly sped it up, but there were a couple of tests I was struggling to get to pass, and I ran out of free time.