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1. BLKNSL+(OP)[view] [source] 2024-12-10 01:36:58
Santa doesn't exist. I have the lawsuit to prove it.

I sued my parents with the help of Brandshield because they lied to me, and the fact that my younger self was naive enough to believe a lie (provably! my parents have video evidence of my being excited after they told me he was coming to visit) damaging to my brand: If I could believe a lie, then my followers might believe that my cryptocurrency predictions could be based on false information.

(most of the above is fantasy that amused me to create)

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2. SuperN+g9[view] [source] 2024-12-10 03:04:33
>>BLKNSL+(OP)
Santa deniers be like "that was your parents who slapped Arius at the council of Nicea!" Do not believe their lies.
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