All I want is a simple way to specify a tree of jobs to run to do things like checkout a git branch, build it, run the tests, then install the artifacts.
Or push a new static website to some site. Or periodically do something.
My grug brain simply doesn't want to deal with modern way of doing $SHIT. I don't need to manage a million different tasks per hour, so scaling vertically is acceptable to me, and the benefits of scaling horizontally simply don't appear in my use cases.