I wouldn't be surprised if they drive something like a Honda Goldwing - the undisputed Big Chungus of the motorcycle world, clocking in at up to 800 pounds [1].
>>mschus+(OP)
You called it pretty close, it's a Goldwing competitor, the Kawasaki Voyager XII - 1200cc inline 4 cylinder. Half the engine that's in my Jeep Renegade lmao