isn't this the perfect startup: "like uber, but for printing" (sorry, I know thats cringe). One person per neighborhood that invests in a decent printer and hand-delivers it to you within the hour? It would probably be too expensive compared to print-via-mail though. It might work for USPS though, if limited to simple b&w prints, just have the postman print it out in the truck and leave it in your mail box with your mail.