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It's almost like a ChatGPT hallucination. Where will this all go next? It seems like HN is melting down.

>>soderf+(OP)
* Elon enters the chat *

>>soderf+(OP)
> It seems like HN is melting down.

Almost literally- this is the slowest I've seen this site, and the number of errors are pretty high. I imagine the entire tech industry is here right now. You can almost smell the melting servers.

>>voisin+j
It's like a bad WWE storyline. At this point I would not be surprised if Elon joins in, steel chair in hand.

>>soderf+d2
> steel chair in hand

And a sink in the other hand.

>>soderf+(OP)
Imagine if this whole fiasco was actually a demo of how powerful their capabilities are now. Even by normal large organization standards, the behavior exhibited by their board is very irrational. Perhaps they haven't yet built the "consult with legal team" integration :)

>>soderf+(OP)
O was thinking of something like that. This is so weird I would not be surprised if it was all some sort of miscommunication triggered by a self inflicted hallucination.

The most awesome fic I could come up so far is: Elon Musk, in running a crusade to send humanity into chaos out of spite for being forced to acquire Twitter. Through some of his insiders in OpenAI, they use an advanced version of ChatGPT to impersonate board members in conversation with each other in private messages, so they individually believe a subset of the others is plotting to oust them from the board and take over. Then, unknowingly they build a conspiracy among a themselves to bring the company down by ousting Altmann.

I can picture Musk's maniac laughing as the plan unfolds, and he gets rid of what would be GPT 13.0, the only possible threat to the domination of his own literal android kid X Æ A-Xi.

>>tedivm+N1
server. and single-core. poor @dang deserves better from lurkers (sign out) and those not ready to comment yet (me until just now, and then again right after!)

>>tedivm+N1
It's because HN refuses to use more than one server/core.

Because using only one is pretty cool.

>>guhcam+I8
Shouldn't it be 'Chairman' -Xi?

>>pauldd+wg
I believe it's operating by the mantra of "doing the things that don't scale"

>>soderf+(OP)
Part of sama's job was to turn the crank on the servers every couple of hours, so no surprise that they are winding down by now.

>>bellta+R2
If he could do that he would have fought Zuckerberg.

>>tedivm+N1
Understandable: so much of this is so HN-adjacent that clearly this is the space to watch, for some kind of developments. I've repeatedly gone to Twitter to see if AI-related drama was trending, and Twitter is clearly out of the loop and busy acting like 4chan, but without the accompanying interest in Stable Diffusion.

I'm going to chalk that up as another metric of Twitter's slide to irrelevance: this should be registering there if it's melting the HN servers, but nada. AI? Isn't that a Spielberg movie? ;)

>>Applej+FM
My Twitter won't shut up about this, to the point that it's annoying.

>>yafbum+Ri
Internet fora don't scale, so the single core is a soft limit to user base growth. Only those who really care will put up with the reduced performance. Genius!

>>tedivm+N1
:-(

>>pauldd+wg
Refuses? interesting word choice!

It's a technical limitation that I've been working on getting rid of for a long time. If you say it should be gone by now, I say yes, you are right. Maybe we'll get rid of it before Python loses the GIL.