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1. civili+(OP)[view] [source] 2023-10-12 17:57:56
That's why I love HomeAssistant!

I programmed a dead man's switch tied to the presence feature so if my phone or smartwatch don't show up in the house for six months, it turns on the "HAUNT FAMILY" program. There's no way I'm leaving my afterlife up to crosstalk from a distant neighbor.

That reminds me: I have to hook up the smart speaker so that it says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DA- HONEY?" any time my partner walks up to the RaspberryPi.

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2. skrebb+Y5[view] [source] 2023-10-12 18:25:13
>>civili+(OP)
Just wanna share that the sentence “There's no way I'm leaving my afterlife up to crosstalk from a distant neighbor” totally made my day.
3. defen+9b[view] [source] 2023-10-12 18:46:57
>>civili+(OP)
Actually the nice thing about all the recent advancements in machine learning and generative AI is that you can set it up to record everything you say in the house, and train itself to learn your speech patterns and voice. Then it can behave realistically when spirit mediums attempt to contact it. No more of this canned prerecorded nonsense that falls apart after a week of investigation.
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4. Rygian+ag[view] [source] [discussion] 2023-10-12 19:04:39
>>defen+9b
Of course there's a similar premier in a black mirror episode. Only a bit more fleshed out.
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