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1. FredPr+(OP)[view] [source] 2023-09-21 19:00:06
And next you'll have a subscription to indoor lighting.

What can be turned into a subscription next! I can't wait to find out.

Maybe I'll become a survivalist who builds his own lightbulbs, computers, etc.

Once I figure the off-grid lifestyle out, maybe I can launch a paid newsletter about it...

replies(3): >>failus+X1 >>andyjo+w4 >>mikewa+jp
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2. failus+X1[view] [source] 2023-09-21 19:07:28
>>FredPr+(OP)
You have a subscription for the indoor lighting through the electricity bill already. It’s more pay-as-you go though.
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3. andyjo+w4[view] [source] 2023-09-21 19:15:17
>>FredPr+(OP)
You have already turned your lights on 80 times in the last 30 day period. To continue turning on your lights, please visit our website to upgrade to one of our premium packages with enhanced light-cycle options. In the meantime, your home lighting will stay in enhanced darkness mode for your comfourt and convenience. Thank you, and have a nice day.
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4. mikewa+jp[view] [source] 2023-09-21 20:35:30
>>FredPr+(OP)
>What can be turned into a subscription next! I can't wait to find out.

On a whim, I googled and found this "Smart" toilet[1]

[1] https://www.kohler.com/en/products/toilets/shop-toilets/numi...

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5. npongr+kD[view] [source] [discussion] 2023-09-21 21:41:26
>>andyjo+w4
Your health and safety is our number one priority.
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