would I pay $500 for a TPM key I can use to "attest" my hacked version of Chromium that removes ads? hell yes
would cheaters pay $500 for a TPM key to bypass valorant anti-cheat? hell yes (they do already)
would spammers pay $500 to spam Google?
and so on
ultimately attestation to control the user (vs. protect them) sows the seeds of its own demise
So if we could reliably extract keys it may be enough to break this. (or force TPM makers to have per-device keys instead of per-batch keys)
you dont have to know any keys just the structure of a valid key, then make things up according to spec