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1. hoover+(OP)[view] [source] 2023-07-19 14:18:39
This is sarcasm right? Because otherwise it sounds like going to the bathroom during a commercial would be illegal.
replies(1): >>bitwiz+O2
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2. bitwiz+O2[view] [source] 2023-07-19 14:29:23
>>hoover+(OP)
Kellner did add "I guess there's a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom." But if your bathroom breaks become too frequent, I guess you run the risk of "actually stealing programming".
replies(2): >>hoover+n3 >>xg15+PR7
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3. hoover+n3[view] [source] [discussion] 2023-07-19 14:31:01
>>bitwiz+O2
Verification can solves this.
replies(1): >>madeof+Ng
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4. madeof+Ng[view] [source] [discussion] 2023-07-19 15:15:19
>>hoover+n3
Don't worry, Sony's already figured this out out https://www.creativebloq.com/sony-tv-patent

McDonalds!

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5. xg15+PR7[view] [source] [discussion] 2023-07-21 17:49:04
>>bitwiz+O2
Looking forward to the debates about the precise number and length of bathroom breaks per session that the networks would be willing to grant.

(I'm very sure they'll be willing to work out reasonable solutions for edge cases - i.e. you'll be granted up to 2 extra bathroom breaks if you have a corresponding medical condition. Just connect your Netflix and Samsung accounts with your healthcare provider's and they'll figure out the rest. We're all humans after all!)

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