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1. sagebi+(OP)[view] [source] 2023-07-05 18:26:46
Related: I am working on the Neanderthal alignment problem.

You see, my great great… grandfather promised a Neanderthal that we wouldn’t wipe them out.

So far we are incubating some Neanderthal fetuses- hopefully they are viable.

After that, we plan on eradicating all Homo sapiens that always wind up out-competing. We are going to do this humanely as possible, you can pick any one of eight time slots to jump into a volcano, whenever is most convenient for you.

Our profit model is going to selling a mind-downgrade service. We will scan your brain for a few, and insert it into a Neanderthal, before you jump into the volcano. Of course the full fidelity of your thoughts are not comparable but we will try our best.

Bon Voyage!

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