>>mbrees+(OP)
As the person in charge of one such page, I’d like to take the opportunity to remind folks that many— if not most—of these status pages are hand-updated, and most bosses absolutely hate anyone having to update them to anything but green.
>>bernie+eS
See, I prefer panic. People don't pay enough attention to systems as it is. May just yeet together a bunch of parts and never bother to learn to actually troubleshoot or maintain, or reason through things.