Before getting too caught up in off topic straw-men, you may want to look at why 70k users joined Mastodon in the past 7 days.
Have a fantastic day, and here is your up-vote... and a Commodore logo since smiles may upset you. (=
Look at you, trying to act like the internet is not centralized these days.
Get back to me in a few weeks when no one is using what ever the heck Mastodon is.