Since I was not born with a language, yes I've been told how to talk for a sizeable portion of my life.
In fact learning things like tact and politeness, especially as it relates to the society I live in, has been monumental in my success.
Do you go to your parents house and tell them to screw off? Do you go to work and open your mouth like a raging dumpster fire? Do you have no filter talking to your husband/wife/significant other? Simply put your addition to the discussion is that of an impudent child. "I want everything and I want to give up nothing" is how an individual becomes an outcast, and I severely doubt this is how you actually live outside the magical place known as the internet, though I may be surprised.
Let's assume that you are not a child, that you are confident in your ability to manage your snark and, most of all, highly value your conversation.
I'm going to conclude that yes, you definitely dislike being told how to talk.
I may be unique in this regard, but I am aware of the fact that sometimes I make mistakes, and I don’t highly value all of my conversation, sometimes I just rant, or enjoy engaging in more superfluous conversation. Sometimes the best conversations aren’t “highly valuable”!
What "godlike power" are you referring to? The ability to moderate what turns up in your own social media feed? The ability to respond to comments someone else has deemed to break rules. I would hope for a bit more than that for godlike power.