> Hibernation with secure boot is actually disabled because of "kernel lockdown"
Which as I can't practically turn it off (the linux laptop is owned by $work) is a massive pain.
Meanwhile the 2014 retina has a standby time of >3 weeks, and if the battery gets too low, it goes into hibernation.
which leads me to my original statement; "the fuck it does"
(I should point out that I've been using linux since the late 90s, and whilst I use it everyday, I still don't really think its good on laptops. Its better, but not good.)