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1. reaper+(OP)[view] [source] 2022-05-17 15:27:49
Every female member of my family has complained about devices being too big.

My wife's solution to iPhones being too big was to upgrade all of her handbags and to buy flouncy dresses with pockets.

Wanna trade families? Please?

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2. IAmEve+tf[view] [source] 2022-05-17 16:33:00
>>reaper+(OP)
What kind of illoyal loser would denounce their wife in public, offer to “trade” her like some property, all over some completely meaningless bullshit cliché complaint about their choices of style?
replies(2): >>reaper+gh >>LAC-Te+3y1
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3. reaper+gh[view] [source] [discussion] 2022-05-17 16:40:15
>>IAmEve+tf
What kind of illoyal loser would denounce their wife in public, offer to “trade” her like some property, all over some completely meaningless bullshit cliché complaint about their choices of style?

Wow, angry much? I suggest contacting your local mental health crisis hotline before you turn your internet rage into something people actually care about. In the United States, just dial 988.

Failing that, try getting a sense of humor. They're nice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henny_Youngman

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4. LAC-Te+3y1[view] [source] [discussion] 2022-05-18 00:59:19
>>IAmEve+tf
Give me a break. You know damn well that the GP didn't really want to trade his wife and it was a joke, yet you felt compelled to gallop in here on your steed and bravely proclaim - on a tech message board, in 2022 - that you are against treating human beings as property.

If you thought the joke was distasteful, say it was distasteful. But pretending it was serious and loudly letting us all know you are against trading human beings is some of the lamest virtual signalling I've ever seen.

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