There isn't a spin you're going to be able to put on this that's going to change that what you're doing here is diametrically opposed to my goals. You knew that, which is why you tried to sneak it past everyone.
The problem isn't that people think what you're doing is unethical. The problem is that what you are doing actually is unethical.
In order for this to hold, there would have to be objective ethical claims which were independent of what people thought about ethics.