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I love this:

    nonfatalism
    non·fa·tal·ism

        the belief that one's parents don't have sex for the same reason as oneself
        "a nonfatalism argument"

Or:

    brainsack
    brain·sack

        a sharp crack or slit in the surface of sea or sky
        "a slushy brainsack close to shore"

Brainsack is a sharp crack on the surface of the sky. Amazing.