A guy was walking along the beach and found a lamp. Of course he rubs the lamp, and sure enough a genie appears.
Genie: master of the lamp I can grant you a wish, you may wish for anything.
Guy: Wait, isn't it supposed to be 3 wishes?
Genie: One or nothing, and do not wish for more wishes.
Guy thinks for a while ....
You know I have pretty much everything I need. But I have always wanted to travel to Hawaii. But I get sea sick and am afraid to fly.
Genie: Very well I will take you there.
Guy: No no, if you take me there, I wont be able to come back. And what about next year? Since I only get one wish, I want a bridge built to Hawaii.
Genie: That does not make any sense. Please make a different wish. One that does not involve so much construction.
Guy: hmmmm you know I know, can you explain women?
Genie: So do you want the bridge to be a suspension bridge or truss? and how many lanes ....