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If Bezos needs an evil villain lair for his secret headquarters, I know a fortress in the American desert with three-foot-thick stone walls, solar and diesel electricity, and its own water facilities, perched on a mountain ridge for maximum visibility 150 miles from anywhere meaningful.

Last I saw, it was for sale for $750k.

>>reaper+(OP)
Does it have enough bathrooms though?

>>reaper+(OP)
He can give Larry Ellison a call to buy his island will all the infrastructure needed (Ellison owns most of Lanai island)

>>reaper+(OP)
Here's the vice documentary on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mutpYD0Amfk

>>Jagat+h5
Not the same one. But good to know there are options. Maybe we can start a bidding war?

>>reaper+(OP)
do you have a link?

>>tdsama+p1
More importantly... do those bathrooms come with toilet paper?

>>antsar+ii
We used to ask if we could buy backup batteries already charged. "Oh ... No reason."

>>antsar+ii
Bezos uses the three sea shells. Plebeians like you and me use toilet paper.

>>csteje+4g
Like so many of the good things in life, this is not on the internet.

>>reaper+(OP)
But they already have one! These photos are so spot on, Kevin Spacey in his best time couldn't have done this.

[0] https://www.geekwire.com/2020/jeff-bezos-wants-curb-climate-...

[1] https://www.seattletimes.com/business/amazon/take-a-look-ins...

>>antsar+ii
I bet they all have fancy japanese toilet seats or bidets.

>>reaper+(OP)
Do you have anymore details?