You've helped keep HN readable, corrected countless title and link errors, and prevented heated discussions from devolving into fights.
I also am super thankful for your help getting my "Show HN" post to the front page.
We all appreciate you.
It's a clever hack, alright, but dang if I didn't start to think I was going crazy, because something felt off with timestamps and surely the mods wouldn't be silently messing with those...