>>fortra+(OP)
I'm surprised that the people charged with investigating her clicked on every single link in google and read every review. That shirt is all over the internet. Seems like a needle in a haystack.
>>neonat+rd
Parallel construction, I'm glad you beat me to it. This isn't quite "we correlated historic cellular records and the RFID tags in her shoes, but gave credit to a psychic medium," but it's pretty close.