More seriously, you are confident and very incorrect on your understanding of distributed systems. The easiest lift, you can fix being very incorrect (or at least appearing that way) by simply changing your statements to questions.
Personally, I recommend studying. Start with the two generals problem. Read Designing Data Intensive Applications; it is a great intro into real problems and real solutions. Very smart and very experienced people think there is something to distributed systems. They might be on to something.