Canary deployment, testing environments, unit tests, integration tests, anything really?
It sounds like they test by merging directly to production but surely they don't
A key part of secure systems is availability...
It really looks like vibe-coding.
It's still a bit silly though, their claimed reasoning probably doesn't really stack up for most of their config changes - I don't see it to be that likely that a 0.1->1->10->100 rollout over the period of 10 minutes would be a catastrophically bad idea for them for _most_ changes.
And to their credit, it does seem they want to change that.