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1. 0_____+(OP)[view] [source] 2025-12-05 02:40:09
After reading the blog post I had the same thought. Doing an oil change on my F650GS motorcycle required removing the plastics, draining the oil from both the top and bottom of the motorcycle, removing a plate on the side of the engine after install the BMW specified oil redirection funnel, extracting the filter and reinstalling. The oil funnel had a legit BMW part number. Most of us either just made a mess or used a piece of a milk jug. Probably 15 fasteners and 2 drain plugs.

Comparable process on my Sv650: drain plug out. Drain plug in. Screw off filter. Screw on filter. Fill.

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2. barren+d2[view] [source] 2025-12-05 02:59:22
>>0_____+(OP)
It's basically the plot of the Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
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3. vjvjvj+v5[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 03:36:11
>>barren+d2
Back then they should just let the oil go on the side of road. No need to capture it
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4. inferi+E7[view] [source] 2025-12-05 04:05:15
>>0_____+(OP)
You win some, you lose some. Comparable process on my E46 and E39: Drain plug out (potentially flipping a little dust cover out of the way). Drain plug in. Stand up because everything else happens up top. Unscrew filter housing. Replace filter element. Replace filter housing. Fill.
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5. kens+jc[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 05:08:07
>>vjvjvj+v5
That reminds me of the Popular Science garage hint from 1963, explaining how to easily dispose of used motor oil: Dig a hole in the ground and fill it with fine gravel. Pour in the oil, and it will be absorbed into the ground before your next oil change.

https://books.google.com/books?id=myADAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA166#v=on...

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6. stefan+fe[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 05:38:13
>>kens+jc
Different times indeed.

The Swedish government created this informational video in 1964 on how to properly dispose of your trash when at sea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t03saJVFkv4. Apparently the trick is to make the trash sink rather than float.

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7. mjanx1+te[view] [source] 2025-12-05 05:41:46
>>0_____+(OP)
The proper BMW oil change procedure is to remove the engine and flip it upside down.
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8. Scound+Te[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 05:48:52
>>inferi+E7
E90 is the same but you’re supposed to loosen the filter because otherwise some vacuum holds in an extra 0.5L of oil.

I like the top mount oil filters, less mess.

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9. Gud+qj[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 06:39:41
>>stefan+fe
People were doing it, at least make sure they do a good job.
10. sgt+xk[view] [source] 2025-12-05 06:55:34
>>0_____+(OP)
Not too bad though all things considered, there are worse examples out there, like my old KTM adventure bike. Interestinlgy, the BMW R1200/1250/1300GS is actually simpler due to the boxer engine design.
11. jacque+5I[view] [source] 2025-12-05 09:36:26
>>0_____+(OP)
Wait until you see a picture of a clutch replacement on an R1200... this should probably have a NSFW tag attached: https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycle/comments/1he20rk/r_1200_...
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12. hydrog+j31[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 12:21:11
>>inferi+E7
Hello, fellow E39 owner. Mine is my first BMW, and for all I hear about over-engineering from them, this has been a pretty straightforward car to work on. As "complicated" as the suspension is, for example, it was pretty simple to replace everything. I suppose that reputation has been earned from their more modern cars.
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13. 0_____+xo1[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 14:21:05
>>jacque+5I
Oh, my god.

For anyone that's not familiar, replacing a clutch is usually on the same order of difficulty as an oil change. Unbolt a place, extract the clutch pack, pop in a new one, cover goes back on.

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14. fnord7+2v1[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 14:50:14
>>jacque+5I
Thanks for curing me of my desire to get one of these.
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15. Gravit+1U1[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 16:32:45
>>stefan+fe
You can also see in the video how much clearer the water was then. Very sad.
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16. jacque+f32[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 17:12:04
>>fnord7+2v1
You're welcome.
17. themaf+h93[view] [source] 2025-12-05 22:42:08
>>0_____+(OP)
> install the BMW specified oil redirection funnel

I assumed this was satire. It is not. :|

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