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1. whales+(OP)[view] [source] 2025-12-04 18:39:03
It's like when all the prisoners in Orange is the new Black start to claim they are Jewish in order to get the nicer Kosher meals from the cafeteria.
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2. eszed+3l[view] [source] 2025-12-04 20:21:00
>>whales+(OP)
Lol! I did that (sometimes) when I was in hospital in the UK. If you requested a halal meal they sourced it from a takeaway down the street, which was excellent, and a wonderful break from the usual dismal fare. I wasn't a dick about it, and would ask the meal order folks if it was OK to request one that day; sometimes they said 'yes', and sometimes not (based on what, I don't know), but they knew what was up, and didn't mind doing favors for those of us who'd been in a while. I'm still ridiculously grateful. The NHS (back then, a quarter century ago, now) was amazing.
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3. Thinki+9o[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-04 20:34:17
>>eszed+3l
Supposedly this "trick" works on airline flights, too.
replies(3): >>Guinan+8x >>asadot+oA >>eszed+AA2
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4. Guinan+8x[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-04 21:18:00
>>Thinki+9o
it's not a trick on a flight. you just request the type of meal you want from the airline, usually 24 hours before the flight. they don't make you recite blessings or koran verses... you just ask and they accommodate you :)

most airlines that fly long routes offer a ton of different menus: kosher, halal, vegetarian, vegan, asian vegetarian (my favorite - usually indian food, which still tastes good when microwaved as opposed to a lot of non-first-class airline meals), lactose-free, gluten-free, diabetic-friendly... many options available that are usually a cut above the typical "chicken or beef".

beware - you have to do this for each leg of a flight with layovers! i've occasionally had luck requesting a vegetarian or vegan meal in-flight but most of the time they only pack as many as are requested ahead of time.

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5. asadot+oA[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-04 21:35:35
>>Thinki+9o
You don't have to claim to be Jewish. You can simply request the Kosher meal and if they have enough supply, you get it.
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6. eszed+AA2[view] [source] [discussion] 2025-12-05 13:38:33
>>Thinki+9o
On BA I typically order the vegetarian option, after seeing my vegetarian (then) girlfriend's meals look repeatedly better than mine. I don't think the airlines much care which of their standard meals you ask for.
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