My reasoning is 1) AIs can comprehend specs easily, especially if simple, 2) it is only valuable to "meet developers where they are" if really needing the developers' history/experience which I'd argue LLMs don't need as much (or only need because lang is so flexible/loose), and 3) human languages were developed to provide extreme human subjectivity which is way too much wiggle-room/flexibility (and is why people have to keep writing projects like these to reduce it).
We should be writing languages that are super-strict by default (e.g. down to the literal ordering/alphabetizing of constructs, exact spacing expectations) and only having opt-in loose modes for humans and tooling to format. I admit I am toying w/ such a lang myself, but in general we can ask more of AI code generations than we can of ourselves.
But I'd be interested to see what you come up with.