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>>ekianj+(OP)
I emailed him twice and he replied both times.

One was an incident involving expense reports in a large company.

The other was my manager's pep talk where he urged us to "increase our acceleration while keeping our momentum constant."

>>Sanjay+4o2
Your manager called you fat and suggested you lose weight ?

Nasty.

>>defros+do2
Don't quit your day job.

>>Sanjay+VL2
Bit late for that advice, can't say I ever had any conventional form of "day job".

Do you know of any other feasible interpretation of the phrase "increase acceleration while keeping momentum constant"?