Some of it I recognize as being an artefact of the time, when conciseness really mattered. But it's still obnoxious in 2025.
The whole thing reminds me of D&D, which is full of classes & spells that only exist in modern D&D because of One Guy who happened to be at the table with Gygax, who really wanted to be a wuxia guy he saw in a movie, or because he really wanted a spell to be applicable for that one night at the table, and now it's hard-coded into the game.
Perl has always “flowed” for me and made mostly intuitive sense. Every other language I’ve had to hack on to get something done is a struggle for me to fit into some rigid-feeling mental box.
I understand I’m the weird one, but man I miss Perl being an acceptable language to pound out a quick program in between “bash script” and “real developer”.
> in between “bash script” and “real developer”.
One of my coworkers gave me some great perspective by saying, "at least it's not written in Bash!"
I wish bash was the thing that was dying. As an industry, we need to make better choices.
Chet Ramey became the primary maintainer of Bash in the early 1990s and is the sole author of every bash update (and Readline) since then. That would be an enormous task for a team of 100, no less a team of one.
I've become quite a fan (after struggling mightily with its seemingly millions of quirks.