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1. nish__+El[view] [source] 2025-12-05 17:01:42
>>meetpa+(OP)
Is it crazy to anyone else that they deploy every 5 minutes? And that it's not just config updates, but actual code changes with this "execute" action.
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2. kccqzy+qK[view] [source] 2025-12-05 18:50:34
>>nish__+El
Config updates are not so clear cut from code changes.

Once I worked with a team in the anti-abuse space where the policy is that code deployments must happen over 5 days and config updates can take a few minutes. Then an engineer on the team argued that deploying new Python code doesn’t count as a code change because the CPython interpreter did not change; it didn’t even restart. And indeed given how dynamic Python is, it is totally possible to import new Python modules that did not exist when the interpreter process is launched.

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3. nish__+ZR2[view] [source] 2025-12-06 14:40:24
>>kccqzy+qK
lol man... If your "config" is Turing-complete, that's a code change. Full stop. Bro's just lazy.
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4. kccqzy+fj3[view] [source] 2025-12-06 18:21:14
>>nish__+ZR2
Yeah sure. Now tell the people who are designing config languages to make them both powerful and non-Turing-complete. You see, it is a very hard problem for a powerful language to be non-Turing-complete.
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