The HL3 memes don't even seem fair to use anymore. I don't even want to un-seriously make joke fun of them at this point. They are just genuinely doing so much for the community.
But overall Valve just seems straightforwardly less shitty towards the consumer than other major companies in their space, by a long shot.
GOG is an online shop. It shouldn't support anything but browsers, bank cards and download managers.
This would be a perfectly reasonable ask despite GOG being a webshop that only supports browsers.