As to OP, the simplest solution is to move out of the US early enough or become “poor” enough and be in a wealthy blue state by the time you get to this predicament.
Whereas the software industry, with near zero government involvement, has had enormous improvements in function and has pushed the cost to literally zero.
What's most frustrating about this-- just take the poultry industry. To bring the cost to zero, all it would take is a single hacker to steal one government-regulated chicken and click "Copy" in its elusive little context menu[1].
Try telling that to a young person today. If you're like me you'll get the so-called "Gen Z Stare" in response.
1: Assume a 2d chicken.