Low unemployment? That's a labour shortage.
High GDP growth? The economy is overheating.
High rates of foreign investment? We are losing control of our economy.
Country experiencing historic levels of prosperity? Wealth is making everyone lazy, fat and unproductive.
Should I call it Parson's law?
Its the same thing for your car; any news is bad news, because your car operating as normal is not news, and anything that happens will move your car away from that optimal spot - it's bad news.