The dialog around it is so adversarial it's been hard figuring out how to proceed until dedicating a lot of effort to diving into the field myself, alone, on my personal time and learned what's comfortable to use it on.
Because it frequently got rolled out in crypto-currency arguments too.
It's not an exact match to what you want, but "you're holding it wrong" is the closest I've found. (For those too young to have heard of it, it was an infamous rebuttal to criticism of a particular model of the iPhone: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/iPhone_4#Antenna)