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1. afluka+5J[view] [source] 2025-05-19 20:50:31
>>dale_h+(OP)
Some of you cite your favorite strips. I will too.

Dilbert comes down to the caves where trolls (accountants) reside and gets a tour. The guide points to a troll sitting behind a desk, and mumbling in a stupor: "nine, nine, nine...".

Guide: And this is our random numbers generator.

Dilbert: Are you sure those are random?

Guide: That's the problem with randomness - you can never be sure.

Edit: Found it here: https://www.americanscientist.org/article/the-quest-for-rand....

And thank you, Scott - many laughs thanks to you.

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2. ghurta+D61[view] [source] 2025-05-19 23:40:03
>>afluka+5J
That reads like a XKCD comic disguised as a Dilbert strip.

Very nice.

And also, what a cool read that was, thanks for sharing the article.

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3. ThatPl+481[view] [source] 2025-05-19 23:52:03
>>ghurta+D61
XKCD has a different random number: https://xkcd.com/221/
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4. tarvai+9d1[view] [source] 2025-05-20 00:41:05
>>ThatPl+481
Stray thought: Why 4 and 9? Because the joke is funniest if the number is completely ordinary.

0 and 1 are special and so are all prime numbers. 6 is out because it's the maximum die throw. And one figure is more ordinary than two figures, or negatives, or decimals. That leaves 4 and 9.

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5. dreghg+Mp1[view] [source] 2025-05-20 03:02:24
>>tarvai+9d1
What about 8?
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6. bee_ri+oC1[view] [source] 2025-05-20 05:41:25
>>dreghg+Mp1
Maximum throw for a battle axe in 5e d&d, of course.

I dunno actually. Maybe because 4*2=8? The two picks have the property of not being related really.

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